Sunday, December 14, 2014

Happy Monkey Day 2014!

Happy Monkey Day! Once again, Monkey Day arrives. And once again, it's time to count down the most interesting, the craziest, the most profound monkey (and primate) news stories of 2013!



 10. 

The only thing scarier than langur monkeys are men dressed as langur monkeys.

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9. 

 [Ctl C] + [Ctl V].
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8. 

 You say tomato, I say...let go of my tomato or I will gut you like a stuck pig!

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7. Monkey Brain Control Ties for 7th:

Coming soon, Call of Duty: Live Monkey Force One.

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6.

 Don't worry Tommy, you can still be a pinball wizard.

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5. 

 [insert Mission Impossible theme song here]

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4. 

[inset bone joke here]
 
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3. 

I not an alcoholic, I'm just trying to evolve. 

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2. 

 I hate to say it, but I was sticking blades of grass in my ear before it was cool.

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1. 

 So, apes don't have rights, but monkeys own their pictures?  Sounds like the banana lobbyists are out of control!
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Another Monkey Day is here and you are not sure what to do with your self?  Well, how about socializing with some like-minded monkey lovers over at Reddit or Facebook!

And don’t forget, Monkey Day has chosen Story Book Farms to be the recipients of our digital love this year! We urge all Monkey Day celebrants and monkey lovers to please spend a minute and visit their website, “like” them on Facebook, if you have the means please donate to their IndieGoGo campaign:




Happy Monkey Day!
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