The sexy socialite was out shopping for lingerie with her new primate pet, Baby Luv, in Los Angeles on Saturday (12.11.05), when the animal went bananas.
According to reports, the monkey bit Paris and clawed at her face as she entered designer boutique Agent Provocateur with the simian on her shoulder.
Luckily, the 'Simple Life' star managed to pull the monkey away before hooking Baby Luv's leash onto a cabinet so she could shop in peace.
Paris then spent over $4,000 on designer bras, panties and a kinky bullwhip, according to America's New York Post newspaper.
11/16 Note: News reports have been wrongly identifying it as a monkey, Monkey News has found that it is in fact a kinkajou, more closely related to raccoons.